Thursday, July 31, 2014
Green Beans
Cousin Becky called today and said that Uncle Jack had green beans that needed picking, and she wanted to know if I wanted to pick them. Well, I most certainly did, considering that my green beans didn't come up at all (twice). I looked around the house for something to put the beans in as I picked them, and came up with a big blue plastic tub, the kind that would hold three bed pillows if you smash them down and snapped the lid on real quick.
The first thing Uncle Jack said when he saw it was, "Your bucket ain't big enough."
I thought to myself, "Oh, shit!"
Might have said it out loud, now that I think about it.
Uncle Jack went to the garden with me, bringing his own 5-gallon bucket. His green beans are runners - rattlesnake beans - and he had them running up a sturdy hog-wire fence. He picked on one side of the fence, and I picked on the other. We did some good gossiping through the vines. I'm not Catholic and have never been in a confessional, but picking green beans with Uncle Jack was kind of like what I imagine the confession process would be - talking to someone you can't see, and having them talk back!
Anyway, as we were picking, I thought about a local conservative talk-radio station conversation I'd heard on the way over. The subject was California's new proposal that restaurants may turn away families with young children. By far the largest consensus among the primarily Southern callers was that modern children need more discipline, so they would know better than to act up in a restaurant. One caller said, "Why, if I'd acted like that when I was a kid, the minute we got home my mama would have sent me to the back yard to cut a switch for a whippin', and I'd better not cut one too little, either!"
I thought about my own childhood, and couldn't remember ever getting a whippin' with a switch. My daddy whipped me with a razor strop once, punishment for deliberately disobeying his order not to cut off my doll's foot after he warned me that I'd get a spanking if I did the deed. (In my defense, I had two male cousins in the background, egging me on. He waited until they left before delivering on his promise. I'd sweated it the whole time.) That's the only spanking I remember getting from him. My mother, on the other hand, had a more hands-on, shock-and-awe approach. If you pissed her off or misbehaved, she'd haul off and smack you with her hand at the first place she could reach - cheeks, forearms, thighs, butt. No warning. Just whack! But I didn't remember a switch.
I asked Uncle Jack if his mama had ever made him cut his own switch for a whippin'. Indeed, she had, he said, and on more than one occasion. He said his father, like mine, had been slow to administer punishment, but his mother, a little bitty banty hen of a woman, was just the opposite. He said that whenever she whipped one child (3 boys), she whipped them all, regardless of who did what, and she grabbed the closest thing handy to whack them with. As I was contemplating how whipping all the kids at once probably cut down on sibling tattling, Uncle Jack said, "I remember the last whippin' Mama ever gave us."
He said he didn't remember what they'd done to need a whippin', but it made his mother mad enough to get after them with a broom. He said, "We just took the broom away from her and laughed at her. She never did try to whip us no more."
I wish I'd asked which of the three boys first suggested resistance. ;)
We moved on to other subjects: grandchildren, gardening, the weather. By the end of the row, he'd filled up his bucket, and mine was almost full. We managed to pack them all in my tub. While I wasn't looking, he sneaked five giant zucchini in my Jeep. Maybe I'll make him some zucchini bread.
But, first, I have to do something with all these beans. The Husband and I snapped them all tonight, and ended up with a 13-gallon bag half full of beans, ready to be washed and canned. We pulled the canning equipment out of the attic tonight. Guess what I'll be doing tomorrow.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Sanding....
When The Husband asked if I wanted anything in particular for my birthday, I told him I wanted a Dremel tool. And guess what? HE GOT IT FOR ME! YAY! And he got some cool accessories to go with it.
I could not WAIT to try it out. As soon as I got home from work today, I loaded a wire brush into the collet, rounded up an extension cord, and went outside to see if the Dremel would take the chipping paint off my concrete patio table.
This thing rocks.
Only maybe the wire brush was not the right tool for the job. After about 20 minutes of sanding, I noticed that the brush was getting smaller. Five more minutes, and the bristles were down to nubs. And I didn't get anywhere NEAR finished.
But I've got a mouse sander and a wire brush, and that paint is coming off that table today, one way or another, for I want to repaint the table to match a two-butt rocker I bought this weekend.
Running the Dremel and the sander are what I call "zone out" activities - you know, things you can do while you think about other things. I was out there, sanding away, when I realized that the sun had come out and was cooking my head right through my hat. I've laid the power tools aside for the moment, but as soon as the house shades the patio table, I'll be having another go at it.
Monday, July 7, 2014
Pitiful
I know you must be tired of hearing me whine about how awful my garden is this year, but I ain't playin'; it is pitiful.
NONE of the second planting of beans and peas came up. None. As I said in another post, it's as if the soil on that end of the garden has been poisoned, and maybe it has. Last fall, we dumped loads of leaves (and a few pine needles) on that end of the garden. After the fact, I learned that the decomposing leaves can rob the soil of essential nutrients. Maybe that's the problem. I don't know how to fix it, except to stop dumping leaves and maybe add some lime in the fall.
The tomatoes and the squash are stunted and yellowish. The only plants that look halfway healthy are the okra and the cucumbers, both of which could probably grow and produce well in concrete.
Today I bought two 50-pound bags of 6-12-12 fertilizer. (No, I don't intend to use it all at once, nor even all this year. The second bag is for next spring.) I fertilized the peas and butterbeans this evening. Nanny said she thought that peas normally do not need fertilizing, but they sure need something.
My no-till experiment seems to be failing. Despite layers of newspaper and hay surrounding the tomatoes and squash, bermuda grass has seen the light and is creeping down the rows atop the hay. It looks plumb snake-y.
My only consolation is that most everyone I've talked to about gardens has said that their gardens look pitiful, too. (Misery does love company.) We're blaming it on the excessive rains we had in the spring, all the way through the month of June.
Although I intend to continue to work this year's garden, such as it is, I have pretty much written off the idea of having any vegetables to put up unless some miracle occurs.
Thinking ahead to next year's crops, I have already asked The Husband to make it his project to plow and disc the entire garden this fall. I will send off a soil sample to the Extension Service to see what nutrients the soil is missing as a result of this year's efforts and try to correct the problems we spawned this year.
Friday, July 4, 2014
4th of July
Cousins Gus and Ann always invite their extended family to a 4th of July cookout, every year, at high noon. Gus roasts pork shoulders on the grill. Ann decorates their garage in patriotic colors and makes gallons of sweet tea and probably does 90 million other things in the kitchen while Gus minds the grill. The family starts pouring in around 11, bearing their specialty dishes, just about the time the shoulders are ready to be pulled apart for sandwiches.
If you have never been part of a shoulder-pullin', you have missed one of the most orgasmic food experiences in the world. The skin on the outside of the shoulder is charred and crisp; the meat on the inside is warm and moist and fall-apart tender. Juice runs down your arm when you sneak bites. Heaven on earth.
As always, I picked my brain for side dish ideas. With so many people bringing food, it's hard not to duplicate. We picked up a watermelon and a store-bought cherry pie while we were browsing the supermarket for ideas. We ended up getting ingredients for a cool tropical fruit and marshmallow salad, with loads of pecans and coconut and whipped cream. Thirty years ago, this salad showed up at nearly every family dinner, but I haven't seen it for a while.
On the gardening front, my garden is still a mess. I did some good work last week but didn't finish, and it has rained again (almost daily) since then. My new "hula hoe" arrived this week, and I'm interested to see if it can make any headway against the grass. Following some online video suggestions, The Husband sharpened the blades for me. I may try it out this afternoon, if I'm not too full to move.
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