We have a skunk in the neighborhood. I saw him earlier this week, sauntering down the tree line between us and our neighbor. I guess it's best to just leave him be, and not challenge his territory. A couple of years ago, one was perfuming the neighborhood a couple of times a week, and the elderly folks on the hill concurred that he needed to go. Nanny saw him walking across the bottom one day, and grabbed a shotgun from behind the back door, thrust it into The Husband's hands, and told him to shoot it. But he missed, and missed a couple more times, and every time he'd fire, so would the skunk. The sun was just right, and I could see a puff of mist behind the skunk every time the gun went off. It looked plumb involuntary, like a sneeze or a grunt.
Anyway....
To my left, outside the porch, there is an upside-down Power Wheels Jeep and an upside-down pink Power Wheels Escalade. I turned them over last fall so that they would not get filled up with leaves and such. Now, I hear something thumping under one of them.
I hope it's not the skunk.