Friday, December 5, 2025

Betwixt and Between - December 5, 2025

Once again, I am in that most abhorred place, "betwixt and between."  Stymied.  Idle.

I mailed a stack of Christmas cards to friends and relatives early this week.  Yesterday, when I was moving things around in the studio, I found a whole 'nother stack of Christmas cards I painted last year, already in envelopes, with cute little motifs (to match the cards) on the envelopes - better art than I've been slapping out for the past month.  Oh, well.  <Shrug> 

We're going out of town next week.  There's not much time between now and then to tackle a new project.   I've already done all the laundry.  Stacked up some clothes for the suitcase.  What to do today?

I could vacuum.

Nah.



Thursday, December 4, 2025

Chauffeuring Nanny - December 4, 2025

Nanny's doctor appointment was set for 1 p.m. yesterday in the big city.  All of her biological children were at work, so I volunteered to drive her to her appointment.  Not knowing how long the doctor visit would take, I took my e-reader and some mini-Snickers left over from Halloween.  My plan was to read and snack in the waiting room while Nanny did her business with the doctor.  

I should have known better.

Long story short, I wound up in the exam room with Nanny, which turned out to be a good thing.  We had driven nearly 40 miles for routine bloodwork and a 3-minute visit with the doctor, who proclaimed that all was well, come back in 3 months for another test.  I asked if Nanny's GP doc (10 minutes from home) could do the vein stick and forward the results.  We worked it out.  

It's hard to have a conversation with Nanny.  I guess it's because she spends a lot of time alone, with no one to talk to, but she won't let you get a word in once she gets going.  






 




Wednesday, December 3, 2025

I hate cars - December 3, 2025

Since Son #2's car died Monday night, I loaned him my "daily driver," intending to drive my old Wrangler until Son's car is fixed.  I had not driven the Wrangler in weeks, so before The Husband left for work yesterday morning, I went out to make sure it would start.  It cranked right up.

At 11:25, I cranked it again to let it warm up before heading out for my noon lunch date with my former boss.  At 11:30, when I proceeded to back out of the driveway, the engine quit.  I cranked and cranked and cranked until I feared that I'd run the battery down.  I was about to call my boss to tell her I couldn't make lunch, but I tried to crank the Wrangler one more time, and it fired right off.  

Dilemma:  do I go on with my lunch plans and risk getting stranded in town, or do I call off the lunch?  

I decided to go on to town.  Over the years, we've owned so many P.o.S. vehicles that I am on a first-name basis with the tow truck.  If the Wrangler wouldn't crank after lunch, I could get home.

After lunch, the Wrangler cranked on the first try.

Instead of coming straight home, I went to the auto parts store to buy new wiper blades for the Wrangler.  When I prepared to leave the store, the Wrangler would not crank.  I cranked and cranked and cranked.  Eventually, it started.  I hurried home.

Later, I had to make a run to the dollar store up the road.  I intended to leave the Jeep running while I was in the store, but I turned it off out of habit.  It did the same crap when I came out of the store.  Crank, crank, crank.  Almost give up.  Then finally start.

This weekend, I'm going to ask Son #1 to get to the bottom of this problem.

Meanwhile, I am supposed to drive Nanny to a doctor appointment this afternoon.  My original plan was to drive the Wrangler, but we probably ought to go in her old mini-van, instead.

It's gonna be a long day.



Tuesday, December 2, 2025

For the Birds - December 2, 2025

Birds invade our back porch when it gets cold.  We can't figure out how they get in, and they can't figure out how to get out.  It wouldn't bother me for them to be on the porch except that they POOP on stuff.  This morning, I found two big white splatters on my worktable (which I am not currently using because it's too cold to stay on the porch for long).   Disgusting.

This week has been tough, already.  Recall that The Husband and I are trying to give up cigarettes and have bought vape gizmos to help us do it.  We're not snapping at each other . . . yet.

(I am convinced that the nicotine is only a tiny fraction of my addiction.  If I'm busy, I don't think about cigarettes.  But there are triggers.  Driving is one: get in the car, crank up, buckle up, back up, go forward, hit a long stretch of road, light a cigarette.  Might not puff it three times before I put it out.  Crazy, I know.

So I may have to give up driving in order to quit smoking.  ;) )

Last night, just as we were about to sit down to supper, our daughter-in-law called to ask us to come get the granddaughters.  Son #2's car croaked when he cranked it up after work (he thinks it's the transmission); she needed to go pick him up and didn't want to take the girls.  So The Husband went to get them.  

After everybody had been fed, The Husband began the task of putting together the Hot Wheels racetrack I'd bought for the Little Rotten Baby (who is now almost 5).  We have no good toys in this house - nothing that hasn't already been through four grandchildren and is "old hat."  All the dolls are naked and have crazy hair.  The one toy that engages the LRB for a little while is Thomas the Train, left over from The Grandson's tender years (he's 18 now).   She mostly enjoys putting the track together, figuring out the right curves to get the ends to meet.  Once that's done, she typically moves on to something else, leaving The Husband playing with the trains.  I figure they'd both have better fun with the racetrack.

But just about the time The Husband got it together - it was a maze of loop-de-loops - the DIL called to say that they were on their way home and that the girls should go home and start their baths.  It was raining, so I took them home in the car.  When I got back and tried to move the racetrack, it fell apart.  Just as well.  It seems to be the assembly that engages.  

Today I'm having lunch with my former boss.  This is not our usual lunch day, but I will be out of town on our regular lunch day.  I need to go a little early and shop for a present for her.

I will want a cigarette while I drive.  :-\



Monday, December 1, 2025

December 1, 2025

Thanksgiving Day was a l-o-n-g day.

Dinner at my brother's house was set for 1:00, an "aspirational" target in the words of my brother.  We arrived about 12:15. Dinner was served about 2:30.

The dinner at Son #1's house was set at 4:00.  We arrived at 4:05, still stuffed from the first dinner.  We ate a few bites and headed to Son #2's house about 6:00.  Son #2 had plenty leftovers, but we declined them and just visited.

Friday, we were slugs.

Saturday, The Husband suggested that we go to a vape store and buy stuff to help us stop smoking.  We did that.  Neither of us is a heavy smoker, and although we bought reduced nicotine "juice," mine is still too strong.  I may be getting more nicotine from this than from cigarettes.

It's cold this morning, below freezing.  Later today, it's supposed to rain.  I need to go to the grocery store before that happens.


Thursday, November 27, 2025

Thanksgiving Day, November 27, 2025

I am thankful for a lot of things, too many to list in the time between now and time to load the food into the truck and hit the road to dinner at my brother's house.  Later, we'll have another dinner at my son's house.

I still have to bake the sweet potato casserole.

I'm a little worried about the sweet potato dumplings.  I wrapped the sweet potatoes in dough and baked them yesterday.  This morning, I made the yummy cream sauce to pour over them.  This is not what the recipe said to do.  The recipe said to pour the yummy cream sauce over the UNBAKED dumplings, sprinkle them with sugar and cinnamon, and THEN bake them.  

I made this dish according to the recipe last week, when The Husband had to take a dish to the office Thanksgiving dinner.  They were ok.  I baked them on a sheet pan instead of in a casserole dish, and the wider pan left more of the dumpling tops sticking above the sauce, which worked out well.  The cinnamon and sugar on the dumpling tops made a nice crust.  But the parts that were below the sauce were a little gummy.  

I can't decide whether to pour the sauce over the dumplings (which are now nestled together in a casserole dish) or heat the sauce and let folks pour it over the dumplings.  The dumplings, by themselves, are kind of blah.  I should have rolled the sweet potatoes in a cinnamon/sugar mixture before I wrapped them in dough.  Without the sauce, they are just a sweet potato in a roll.  

It would be nice to preserve the brown crust on the rolls, but I think I will just to ahead and pour the sauce over them, bake them, and re-heat them when it's time to eat.

Looking forward to today.  After dinner with Son #1, we'll go across the street to Son #2's house.  Granddaughter #1 is home from college.



Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Sweet Potatoes - November 26, 2025

There's cooking to be done today.  We'll be attending a Thanksgiving dinner around noon, and another around 5.  I am taking dishes to both.  Sweet potato casserole and spinach dip to my brother's house, and sweet potato dumplings and pecan casserole to my son's house.  

The sweet potatoes are in the oven now. 

Historically, I boiled the sweet potatoes.  I never, ever drop a sweet potato into a pot of water that I don't think about Nanny and The Husband's grandmother, Mama J.  (She was a card.)   

The three of us were sitting at the kitchen table, discussing a recipe for sweet potato pie.  I was probably 30 years old hadn't had a lot of experience cooking from scratch.  I commented that the only problem with sweet potatoes was that they were so hard to peel.  Mama J said, "Boil 'em, first."  

It was like the heaven's opened up.  I heard angels singing.  

Evidently, Nanny had that same experience, for she exclaimed, "MAMA J!  You could have told me that THIRTY YEARS AGO!"

Cracked me up.

The angels sang for me again this morning as I was washing sweet potatoes, preparing to boil them.  

My biggest pan is in the refrigerator, half full of chicken noodle soup.  As I was taking a bowl out of the cabinet, planning to transfer the soup to the bowl so that I could use the pan for the sweet potatoes, it occurred to me that I could BAKE them instead of boiling them.

I hope there is not some down-side to baking vs. boiling that I have not considered.  I couldn't think of any, except a possible difference in texture.  We'll see.  

This year, for the first time, I bought bagged sweet potatoes instead of loose ones.  It was a mistake.  Whereas I can choose loose potatoes of similar size, the bagged potatoes came in a variety of sizes.  The little ones will be done far earlier than the big ones.  I've set a timer to remind me to check them early.

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Yesterday, I spent most of the day fooling with Christmas cards.  During the past year, my watercolor practice produced a stack of 4" x 6" mini-paintings, just the right size for attaching to 5" x 7" greeting cards.  Yesterday, I gathered up the best of the Christmas-themed ones, stuck them to cards, and addressed them to friends and relatives.  This morning, I found a few more.  They'll have to wait until Friday.  





Monday, November 24, 2025

Herbs - November 24, 2025

In the sewing room, the embroidery machine is stitching out some gift tags for a friend.  They're felt tags, with metal eyelets for ribbons.  This is the second batch I've made; I sort of screwed up the eyelets on the first batch, so I'm trying again, being a little wiser this time.  

In the new planter, greens are coming up like crazy.  So far, nothing has dug in the dirt, but there are strange humps raised up, here and there.  I can't figure out what's making them, for I smoothed the dirt evenly when I finished planting.  Now that I think about it, though, there are some potato peelings (and other kitchen scraps) between the dirt and the leaves.  If those humps are the result of potatoes trying to sprout, I'm going to be kind of pissed, for I did not put them in there to make plants and grow potatoes.  

Walking around in the yard for the past couple of weeks, I spied all sorts of green growth on the ground.  Weeds, you know.  I finally decided to research these weeds and discovered that almost all of them have some medicinal benefits.  There's a phenomenal patch of chickweed growing in one of the flower beds.  I've been letting it grow simply because it's kind of pretty (if I'd planted it on purpose, I'd be proud of it).  Come to find out, the stuff is good to eat and good for topical applications.  The yard is full of "dead nettle."  It, too, is good for medicine.  Yesterday, I cut some and started a tincture to include in some salve I intend to make.

I haven't yet done anything with the cherry bark that I peeled last week.  

But I have cute tins to put salve in . . . if I ever make any.

* * * * * * * *

It's a dreary, rainy, somewhat chilly day.  At 1:00, I braved the elements to run errands.  First on my list was to mail a package to a friend.  When I got to the shipping store, I found that I'd left out the Christmas card I'd intended to include in the package.  Oh, well, I'll whack a stamp on it and put it in the mail tomorrow.  The second errand was to pick up The Husband's drugstore prescription.  When I got home and opened the bag, I discovered that they'd given me the wrong prescription, some nausea suppositories for my son, whose first name is the same as The Husband's and who lives across the road from us.  Little Miss at the counter didn't pay attention to the street number I gave her.  Next stop, the post office to buy stamps for the Christmas cards I've painted.  The clerk at the counter - the same one I wanted to shank the last time I visited the post office - barely had time to help me because of her conversation with someone around the corner.  When the postal display gave me the "how did we do?" choice of a frowny face, a meh face, or a smiley face, I chose the meh face.  And considered it a generosity.

Final stop, the grocery store, to get Bisquick for the chicken & dumplings I intend to make for dinner.  I hadn't had lunch and wanted everything I saw, so the Bisquick ended up costing me $33.00.



Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Greens - November 19, 2025

Last week, as I was making an online grocery order, an ad popped up for a 4' x 2' x 1' oval galvanized raised bed.  On sale, $30.  It came in pieces in a box that was about a cubic foot square, along with a bag of dozens of bolts and wing nuts.  The Husband and I put it together in about 30 minutes.  Yesterday, I set it on top of a big piece of cardboard, filled it with chopped leaves and store-bought dirt, and planted mustard, collards, and turnip greens in it.  As I was about to wash up after the planting, I spied a package of carrot seeds left over from last year, which I sprinkled over the bed for the heck of it.  Mother Nature watered it a little bit last night. According to gardening guru Uncle Jack, it's about 2 months late for planting greens.  We'll see what happens.

Squirrels will probably plant acorns in it.  

Last night, WHILE I WAS COOKING DINNER, the blood blister on my thumb (which I got earlier in the day from peeling wild cherry tree bark) started leaking.  I squished out the rest of the blood, put a waterproof band-aid on it, and kept working while trying not to touch he food.  Unfortunately, the task at hand was to wrap crescent roll dough around sliced cooked sweet potatoes, hard to do without two thumbs.  

The cherry bark shavings are drying on the kitchen table.  I'm going to grind half of them into powder and keep the other half intact for brewing tea.

The problem with fooling with new things is that it sends me down multiple rabbit holes before I ever accomplish a thing.  This morning, I watched a video on how to make salve (I've already got the base ingredients).  When the instructor finished combining everything, he poured the warm mixture into little tins.  I've got some little jars, but they're not cute.  I added tins to my Hobby Lobby list.  Then he put cute little round labels on the tins.  I added cute little round labels to my list.  Then I started working out a cute little design to go on the cute little labels . . . and I haven't even made the salve, yet.  




Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Wild Cherry Tree - November 18, 2025

There's a wild cherry tree growing 10 feet from our driveway.  The first time I noticed it, it was 3 feet tall.  I figured if I simply cut it to the ground, it would become a bush; it needed to be dug up by the roots.  I never got around to it.  Now, it's taller than our house, and its truck is as big around as my thigh, and it's gone long past digging up.

For years, I've said to The Husband, "We ought to cut that tree down before it tears up the driveway or falls on the house."

He'll say, "Yep."  

And the tree still stands.

This morning, "the algorithm" fed me a video about making cough syrup out of wild cherry bark.

The Husband has a cold.  

I think I'll make him some cough medicine.

* * * * * * * 

Caution:  Stripping cherry bark with a pocketknife can be hazardous to the thumb.  

Blood blister.  



Monday, November 17, 2025

Homemade Bread - November 17, 2025

I was especially useful in the kitchen last week.  Around Wednesday, I made a big pot of vegetable beef soup.  We had it for dinner that night and the next.  Friday, I sent some home with a daughter-in-law.  We finished it off Saturday night, with fresh bread from the almost-forgotten bread machine under the cabinet.

Yesterday, I made another batch of bread and used it to make a double batch of cinnamon rolls.  They are not all that fabulous.  They needed a different bread recipe.  I can make a biscuit that you could float to someone across a table, but I don't know much about yeast bread.  Come to think of it, biscuit dough makes a fairly decent cinnamon roll.  ;)

* * * * * * * * 

I started the oil landscape late last week, got it blocked in and left it to dry.  Meanwhile, a daughter-in-law came over to use the t-shirt press, and I had to move all of the painting accoutrements off the table to make room for the machine.  "Out of sight, out of mind."  I haven't touched it since.  

Instead of oil painting, I have been having fun with watercolor.  Did a bunch of Christmas-y paintings for Christmas cards.  Yesterday, I tried to paint one that featured a miniature donkey in a stable.  Tried three times, in fact, and still didn't get it right.  Attempt #4 is drying on the kitchen table, awaiting the next details.  If I don't screw it up, this one might be a keeper.



Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Northern Lights - November 12, 2025

Well, after two days of really cold weather, it's supposed to be near 70 degrees today and for the rest of the week.  This is why you might see Tennesseans dressed in winter boots, shorts, and fur-lined hoodies over t-shirts.  You just never know what it'll take to be comfortable from one minute to the next.  ;)

The winter blast even affected Florida.  People on the beach were wrapped in blankets in broad daylight.  And here's something kind of hilarious:  the cold made salamanders fall out of trees.  Apparently, they got too cold to hang onto the limbs.  My grandfather once said that he'd seen it rain frogs, but I never believed it, even though he wasn't one to joke around.  Maybe I should reconsider, for years from now, people will be telling their grandchildren it rained salamanders and be telling the truth!  

Last night, we saw the Northern Lights.  Around 9 p.m., the Daughter-in-Law across the road texted and said they were behind Nanny's house.  The Husband and I went outside.  There was a faint blue glow to the northwest.  I wondered if it was just the searchlight from a towboat lighting up clouds.  I was cold and went inside.  A few minutes later, when I was getting ready for bed, The Husband came in and said, "Come outside!"  The sky had turned red, so red that I feared there might be a big fire somewhere.  But it was wavering and changing colors.  Our cell phones could capture better images than we could see with our naked eyes.  It was kind of awesome.

The Husband has gone on another work-related road trip today.  I considered going with him, but changed my mind.  After Saturday's road trip home, when some malfunction blocked interstate traffic for three hours, I've had enough time in the truck to last me for a while.  Next month we have an even longer road trip to do, and I'm already dreading it.

This morning, I'm trying to decide how to spend the next two days.  I need to buy groceries, but since I won't be cooking dinner tonight, it could wait another day.  And now that I think about it, I have enough stuff on hand to make vegetable beef soup, which would last us for a couple of days and push the grocery shopping even farther into the future.  ;)

I might paint, instead.

There's an 11" x 14" canvas, prepped and ready to go, on an easel on the sewing room table.  I've already sketched scenery for a landscape, using a photo from Sunday's walk-about as a reference:


All I need to do is squeeze out some paints and get to painting.  

First, I think I'll go out and take that same photograph while the sun is shining, as the colors will be more vibrant than they were Sunday, when it was cloudy.

Nix that idea.  I just went out to take a picture.  The windy cold snap nearly denuded the trees.  I'll just have to imagine what they would've looked like in the sun.  

But I think I can do that.  Maybe.






Monday, November 10, 2025

Brrrrr! - November 10, 2025

Cold weather arrived with a fury yesterday.  We had our first freezing temperatures last night.  I am not happy about this.  It's supposed to warm up to the 60s and above before the week is out, but I know it will be just a temporary respite from Old Man Winter.

Saturday night, we made it home from our road trip, tired and hungry.  Somewhere between Nashville and Jackson, the interstate traffic came to a stand-still.  About the time we saw the back-up, the map app suggested we take the next exit (a mile away) to go around the problem.  We were on the east side of the Tennessee River, and river crossings are few and far between.  Any alternate route we took would add at least an hour to our drive.  It was an hour before we reached the exit.  When we got in sight of the off ramp, The Husband "floored it," and fired us up the exit ramp, saying he'd rather be moving than sitting.  

There was a fast-food restaurant at the exit, and it was teeming with people like us, desperate to pee and decide what to do.  A group of little old ladies had their phones out but were having trouble using their map apps and did not really know where they were, geographically-speaking.  When I named the closest towns north and south of the interstate where they could cross the river, they brightened up; they knew their way home from the northern route.

We took that route, too, The Husband being already familiar with it from visits with a cousin who lives nearby.  We rolled up in our driveway after nearly 9 hours on the road and about had to pry ourselves out of the truck.  I'd taken a tote bag full of art supplies (which I had not used) and a bag of electronic stuff (which I'd barely touched).  Had to unload all that crap, plus the luggage, plus the cooler and the snacks, and some other stuff we acquired along the way.   I suggested to The Husband that, since there are no bears in this neighborhood to burgle the truck for snacks, we should just leave it all until morning.  But he wanted to get it over with, so we did.  As soon as everything was in the house, I put on my nightgown, ate half a bagel, and went to bed.

Yesterday morning when I got up, it was cold and windy.  Mid-morning, I went out to take some pictures in the yard while the leaves are at peak color.  I've got a mind to try an oil painting, probably a landscape, and I wanted to get some reference photos.  One shot made me laugh when I framed it up in the camera.  


See that ivy "reindeer?"  ;)   

I told The Husband we should wrap it with Christmas lights.  

Yesterday afternoon, we walked across the road to visit with The Granddaughters.  The LRB wanted to come home with us.  She had a hard time deciding what she wanted to do when she got here.  When she investigated the sewing room, for the first time she asked if she could use the sewing machine.  All of her sisters have used the machine.  While I was heart-warmed that she expressed an interest, I said no.  She's 4.  (Maybe next time...)  I steered her toward the toy box, which contains mostly "boy stuff" (most of the "good" "girl stuff" has been taken home over the years by her sisters).   She ended up coaxing The Husband into setting up the Thomas the Train stuff in the living room floor.  He continued to play with it long after she'd moved on to something else.  ;)









Tuesday, November 4, 2025

I've got a lot to do today.  Art class is at 1:00.  Haircut at 4:45. Multiple errands to run in between.  I hope today's outing is more successful than yesterday's outing.  

Yesterday morning, I went to the hobby store in search of a few art supplies I needed and a craft project I could do in the car on tomorrow's road trip.  The store was unusually crowded, and part of the crowd was running, screaming, crying children, so I did a cursory tour of the store, got my necessities, and moved on.  Didn't find anything to do in the car.  :-\

Next stop, grocery store to get road-trip snacks and cream for the potato soup I intended to make for dinner.  It, too, was crawling with people, many of whom were pushing baskets filled with CASES of food - peanut butter, jelly, tomato sauce, pasta - evidently a group re-stocking its food pantry in light of the government shut-down.    There wasn't any cream.  I grabbed a ready-to-cook chicken pot pie and got out of there as soon as I could. 

This morning, I've been packing for the road trip.  My art supply bag is bulging with stuff for today's class and things I might need while I kill time at the hotel.  I still have to hunt up all my gadgets - laptop, Kindle, chargers.  I hate lugging all of this stuff, but I would go nuts with nothing to do.  

If I would get busy after my haircut, I could come up with something to do in the car.  You might remember that I started a lavender quilt a few months ago.  The original plan was to make 24 hexagon flower blocks and 24 blocks using a printed fabric panel.


I've finished all of the hexagon flower blocks, and now I'm re-thinking the printed panel blocks.  They bore me a little bit, even though that little panel is the very thing that made me start this quilt.  

I'm also considering using this big embroidered bee:


The bee in the picture fits a 4" x 4" hoop.  I digitized this bee, myself, so it can be as big or as small as I want, and I can add things to it, like flowers or a honeycomb background.  

Maybe I can figure this out on my laptop while we're on the road.  The Husband's fancy new truck has an electrical outlet, so I should not have to worry about my battery going dead.  :-)


 



Mean Dogs - November 3, 2025

Yesterday, after my ex-brother-in-law's memorial service, I saw a photograph of him taken some time in the late sixties or early seventies.  He was sitting in the driver's seat of a powder blue Volkswagen Beetle, with Shawn the Poodle in his lap.  Shawn was a demon.  He had not crossed my mind in years.  I told the following story to my nephew's wife, who was sitting next to me when I saw the picture.

I don't know what year it was, but my BIL had gone off to boot camp in the early 70s, and my sister and Shawn were mostly staying at my parents' house while he was gone.  They slept on the couch in the living room.  Shawn stayed home with my mother when my sister went to work each day.  

Pretty soon, my mother started to complain that her "drawers" were disappearing.  One day, she caught Shawn sneaking behind the couch with something in his mouth and, sure enough, when she looked behind the couch, there were her missing panties.  

But when she started to pull the couch away from the wall, Shawn went into attack mode.  He zoomed behind the couch and, stationing himself between Mother and her underwear, went into a crouch, growled, and bared his teeth.  

My mother wasn't having it.  She grabbed the broom and battled her way in, alternately swiping at her drawers and fending off the attack.  She won the round and reclaimed her drawers.  Shawn learned what the business end of a broom tastes like.  

Now that I think about it, my sister, who is a very sweet person, has a history of owning the meanest dogs in the world.  There was Shawn, and then Buckwheat - some kind of little dustmop lap dog.  Buckwheat nearly ate my aunt's nose off when she leaned down to say hello to him.  And then Sparky, a rescued Yorkie-ish dog who attacked just about everyone except my sister.  I guess it's a good thing she likes little dogs.  




Sunday, November 2, 2025

Puzzled - November 2, 2025

Lately, on YouTube, I've been watching a British TV show called Portrait Artist of the Year.  It's a show in which celebrities sit for portraits done by professional and amateur painters.  (The celebrity is allowed to take one portrait home with him/her.)  The paintings are then judged by artists and art historians, and the winner moves up in a competition that will result in a commission to paint a celebrity portrait that will hang in a museum.

I often play a computer game in another window while the show is running, but I switch windows at the scenes in which the judge utter phrases like, "Liam has captured something very subtle about the sitter," or "Mary's brush strokes are just fantastic!"   

And I am often puzzled by what the judge has seen.

What makes a brush stroke "fantastic?"  

The winning portrait - not necessarily the one the sitter chose to keep - is often one that I considered the worst of the bunch.

Clearly, I have no taste in art.

Nevertheless, when I work up my nerve, I am going to attempt to paint a portrait.  In oil.  Haven't decided on the subject, yet.  

I might paint myself.

If I can figure out what a fantastic brush stroke is.

* * * * * * * * 

Later this afternoon, The Husband and I are to attend a memorial service for my ex-brother-in-law.  The Husband and Son #1 are playing/singing at the service.  It is no big deal for Son #1 - he plays before an audience every week at church - but The Husband is nervous.  He is playing/singing "Over the Rainbow," the Hawaiian guy's version (I have no clue how to spell the name).  He's got the ukulele part down pat, but the vocals are giving him trouble; he's fudging the high notes a little.  I hope he breezes through it perfectly.  


Friday, October 31, 2025

Friday - October 31, 2025

Happy Halloween, if you're into that sort of thing.  

I'm not.  

My first memory of Halloween happened when I was about 2 years old.  The family was preparing to go down the road to my aunt's house.  We did not have any candy for trick-or-treaters (probably couldn't afford it); most of the lights in the house were off.  Daddy had set me down on the couch until everyone else was ready to go.

There was a knock on the front door.  From the bedroom, Daddy hollered, "Come in."

What stepped through the door was a monster!  It was wearing a plastic mask, one of those cheap ones with the elastic string that goes around the back of the head.

I let out a blood-curdling scream.  

I remember Daddy snatching me off the couch.  Everything past that is a blank.

I do not have happy memories of Halloween.  ;)

* * * * * * * * 

Yesterday, the daughter-in-law came over to work on her t-shirt project.  She'd seen a how-to video and wanted to try it.  My plan was to mostly stay out of her way, but she'd never done much sewing and needed occasional help.  It took almost all day.  

Speaking of projects, I need to find a road-trip project.  We've got another long drive ahead of us next week, and I'd like to keep my hands busy while on the road.  But I don't know what it would be.  I'm not in the mood for needlework of any description.  Maybe I'll go peruse the hobby store.  




Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Dreading Winter - October 29, 2025

It's rainy, windy, and cold today.  

Oh, how I dread winter.  

* * * * * * * * 

Yesterday, I went to the second of four drawing classes I'm scheduled to take.  That morning, I woke up with a headache.  Before long, I started seeing watery "lights," which I recognized as the onset of a migraine.  It's been a long time since I'd had one of those.  I took some Tylenol and followed up with a couple of aspirin a couple of hours later.  They didn't really work.

The class started at 1 p.m.  My heart wasn't in it.  At 2:00, an hour before the class was to end, I packed up, came home, and stretched out on the couch with a blanket.  Ten minutes later, my daughter-in-law came in to work on a t-shirt she wanted to make.  My head was still pounding, and I wasn't much help.  She finally gave up and went home, planning to come back today.  

A month ago, I made a tincture for migraines, clematis virginiana soaked in pure grain alcohol.  Last night, I decided to try it - just a few drops.  It seemed to help.

I went to bed before 8 p.m., slept until 3:30 a.m.  Finally got up around 4, ate some toast, opened a book, and read a few minutes before falling back to sleep in my recliner.  

My eyeballs are sore today, and I still have a mild headache.  A few minutes ago, I tried a few more drops of the tincture.  It's supposed to be better at forestalling a migraine than at treating a full-on headache already in progress.  It's very SPICY - not sure whether the heat comes from the clematis or the PGA - but the burn only lasts a few seconds.

I don't have a plan for today.  Not in the mood to tackle a big project.  Maybe I'll just be quiet and read.






Friday, October 24, 2025

Dinner with The Grandson - October 24, 2025

I'd promised The Grandson that we'd have meatloaf and creamed potatoes for dinner.  He wanted green beans, too.  

I'd planned to go to the grocery store for fresh ground beef, but I didn't really want to go to the grocery store, so I went to the freezer.  The first package I picked up said, "Use or freeze" by some date in 2022.  If the meatloaf had been just for The Husband and me for dinner, I'd have used that 2022 package, but since it was for The Grandson, I dug around and found some from 2024.  Good enough.  I thawed two pounds of meat because Carl would be coming to dinner, too.

Mid-afternoon, I checked the potato situation.  I'd picked up a bag of russet potatoes last week.  They were green - like, lime green.  The internet frowned on eating green potatoes - they could give you a stomach ache - but I've eaten green potatoes before and did not die.  I peeled one; the green was just skin deep. I peeled and cubed enough for dinner and left them to soak until time to cook them.  Rinsed them again and boiled them.  They were fine.  I wasn't particularly thrilled with the texture, but I think that it was the TYPE of potato that made the difference.  I like red potatoes for creaming.  

My family likes green beans cooked down low in an iron skillet.  I opened two cans, since I'd be feeding two big boys.  About 5:00, The Grandson texted me that he'd be here around 6:30, and that Carl wasn't coming.

The Grandson arrived right on time, and dinner was ready.  We sat down at the kitchen table and had an enjoyable visit.  The Grandson had seconds, so I guess the food tasted okay.  And my stomach isn't rumbly today, so I guess the green potatoes weren't lethal.

I don't know what I'm going to do today.  It's cold, too cold to be comfortable on the porch, so I'll have to find something to do inside.  It's time for me to start moving my workstation indoors.  



Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Snake in the Grass - October 22, 2025

When Husband came home from work yesterday, he showed me a picture he'd taken on the way to our door.  Snake!  Red and black (mostly), curled up in amongst the monkey grass.  He said it was stretched out across the threshold when he approached the front door.  I hate knowing there's a snake on the loose.

I mean, I know in the back of my mind that this yard, surrounded by trees and ivy and fields and unruly flower beds, is prime real estate for a snake.  There could be one anywhere.  SEEING one is a different matter.  Makes it more personal.   

This morning, before The Husband opened the storm door on his way to work, he peeked out to make sure the snake hadn't come back on the porch, and then he eased the door open and looked up.  His looking up TOTALLY CREEPED ME OUT.   I would never have thought to look UP for the snake.  If a snake were to drop down on my head, I'd have a come-apart.

Thankfully, the snake was not on the porch, nor anywhere in sight.  This afternoon, I went out to plant a hydrangea in the edge of the yard, and I was r-e-a-l careful about where I stepped.

A few minutes ago, The Grandson texted me and asked if we had dinner plans tonight.  I told him that his grandfather is out of town, and I am having toast.  He asked if I would like to have dinner plans.  

Truth was, I didn't want to have dinner plans.  I really didn't want company, to be honest, even if it is my only grandson.  I have been on the go all day, and then I came home and dug a big hole for the hydrangea, and I am tired.  Nevertheless, this IS The Grandson, and I was a little worried that something was amiss.  

So I texted, "Well, I could.  What are you thinking?"  Meaning what restaurant.

He replied, "Anything that you are able and willing to make.  And can I bring my friend Carl?"

As I was reading the text, I was on the phone with The Husband, and I blurted out, "AW, HELL NAW!" and busted out laughing.  Told him about the texts, and how I was too tired to cook.  He said, "And, anyway, we don't have any groceries."  Truth.

I called The Grandson and begged off for tonight.  But tomorrow night, he's coming over for meat loaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans.  

And Carl's coming with him.



Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Welcome back, Sasquatch - October 21, 2025

Sasquatch is back.

He/She/It comes around about this time every year.  He/She/It makes a sound like two wooden drumsticks repeatedly knocked together.  The first time I heard it, I googled, "animal" and "sounds like two sticks being knocked together?"  Google said it could be Sasquatch.  Intriguing, but I figure it's something closer to a turkey.  In any case, whatever he/she/it is, his/her/its name is "Sasquatch."

* * * * * * * * 

I finally made it to the grocery store yesterday but came home with the same old boring stuff.  Meat is ridiculously expensive.  We're going to eat from what's already in our freezer.  Starting tomorrow, I won't be cooking dinner every night since The Husband will be out of town for the rest of the week.  It'll be toast or sandwiches for me until he comes home.

After the grocery store run, I picked the community garden peas.  There were so few green pods left on the vines that I did not see the point in trying to eke out another picking, so I pulled up the vines.  There was one tiny squash to pick, and the vines look like they're on their last leg.  I think I'm done with the community garden this year. 

This afternoon, I start a new art class, a 4-week drawing class.  We'll learn perspective and color theory.  I'm stoked, not so much for the learning as for the chance to socialize a little.  





Monday, October 20, 2025

Found it - October 20, 2025

On our back porch is a cabinet made from two salvaged bathroom vanity cabinets, nailed together and topped with ceramic tile-covered plywood.  When we put it out here, I envisioned it functioning as a buffet table for all the cookouts and parties we were going to have.  

It has never been used as a buffet table.  Instead, it functions as a catch-all.  

Currently on the cabinet is a big basket of gardening tools.  Yesterday afternoon, I happened to glance at the basket as I was walking past it, and something unusual caught my eye.  A thin, dark cord.  I stopped and turned around.  There was the Kindle charger I'd been hunting for two days. 

I have zero recollection of putting the cord in that basket, or even being anywhere near the basket with the cord in my hand.  I would have blamed it on The Husband - a practical joke, maybe - except that he was standing nearby when I found it, and he seemed as surprised as I was. 

Had to be Herman.

* * * * * * * * 

It's cold this morning.

I need to get up, get dressed, and get myself to the grocery store and the community garden, but I don't want to take off my warm jammies and fuzzy housecoat.  


 

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Where did I put it? - October 19, 2025

I have turned the house upside down this morning, looking for my Kindle charger.  I seem to remember taking it to Gatlinburg but don't remember using it (or handling it) while we were there.  It was not in the most likely place, the schlepping bag of art supplies and other necessities.  Checked the truck, checked the suitcases, and everywhere else I could think to check.  Not anywhere.

Fortunately, there's an old back-up Kindle on the nightstand.  It is charging as we speak.  

Yesterday, The Husband's office held its annual barbeque get-together for the retirees of the factory.  About a dozen showed up, all of them in their 80s and older.  It is sweet to get them together once a year, since they worked together for 25+ years.  During the party, Granddaughter #2 called to ask if I could alter a romper for her.  I said I would, and asked when she needed it.  "Six-thirty."  "TONIGHT?"  "Yes, ma'am."  This shot down my plans for the afternoon.

We still need groceries, and I had planned to stop at the store on the way home and force The Husband to go in with me and find something that would tempt his appetite.  Nix that idea.  Straight home to work on the romper.  We tooted the horn as we passed by #2's house.  She came right over with the romper AND an elastic-waist skirt for #3 that needed to be made a tad tighter.  All the romper needed was to have the strap buttons moved up 3".  Easy jobs.

This morning, Fall has stuck it's foot in the door.  I've got my furry housecoat on over my clothes.  May stay that way all day.  

I went outside a few minutes ago to look in my car for the missing charger.  (There's no reason why it should be in there, but if I hadn't checked that's where it would've been.)  Granddaughters #3 and #4 were out in the yard, riding bikes and scooters in the driveway.  The three dogs were outside, as well.  I did not want to yell "hello" to them, knowing that the dogs would hear it and barrel across the road, so I just stepped to the end of our driveway and waved.  The dogs saw me and came running, as I feared they would.  I ran toward them, scooped up the little dustmop dog from the road, and led the big boys back into their yard.  

Granddaughter #4, wearing only a t-shirt and her underpants, ran to me for a hug.  She swore she wasn't cold, but her legs were like popsicles.  The last thing I said to her before I walked back home was, "Go inside and put on some pants and shoes!"  Little Rotten Baby.  


Friday, October 17, 2025

But I just had it ... - October 17, 2025

There's one good thing about being absent-minded: I get more exercise, searching for THINGS I JUST HAD IN MY HAND.

This morning, I decided to ink some greeting card drawings that I sketched in pencil yesterday.  I used a waterproof pen to trace over the pencil lines, planning to erase the pencil marks and paint the drawings with watercolors.  I decided to scan the drawings before I paint them, in case I want to change/re-do them later.  This required moving my laptop from the back porch table where I was working to the sewing room - er, studio - where the scanner is.  While scanning the drawings, I noticed on one of them a place that needed work, a simple fix with the pen.  When I got back to the porch, the pen had gone A.W.O.L.  Had I been holding it when I moved to the scanner?

I re-traced my steps through the kitchen to the studio.  The pen was nowhere in sight.  Thus began a search of the house, even checking places I probably had not been while holding the pen.  No luck.

Ordinarily, the pen lives in one of the containers on my worktable, but I'd already glanced through them prior to the house search and hadn't found it.  I came back out to the porch and cleaned and reorganized the table.  No pen.  

About the time I started to cuss out loud, I saw it.

Right there, where it's supposed to be, the whole time, unless Herman the Trickster has been here this morning. 

At least I got 10-15 minutes of "exercise" in conducting the search.  ;)

But now I'm plumb out of the mood to paint.

* * * * * * * * 

This morning (right in the middle of this post), I planted ginseng seeds in our backyard.

A couple of weeks ago, I planted ginseng roots and a little patch of ginseng seeds in the woods between our house and the pond.  I had a lot of seeds left after planting the little patch.  Ginseng would probably thrive in the gulley behind our house, but I am not about to go down there.  It is treacherous.

It lately occurred to me that the area directly behind our back porch might have the right growing conditions for ginseng - mostly shady, well-drained, loamy soil.  So I put some seeds there this morning.  Thickly.

Still had a small handful left.  Chunked them down the gulley.  They landed on a carpet of last-year's leaves, as they would have done had they'd dropped naturally from a stem.  More leaves will fall on top of them in the coming weeks.  Maybe they'll take root and grow.

* * * * * * * * 

I need to go to the grocery store.  

The Husband and I are in a slump when it comes to eating.  We can't think of anything we WANT to eat that we SHOULD eat.  Lately, we've been cheating, re-visiting foods from by-gone days, like Cheesy Macaroni Hamburger Helper.  A Chef Boyardee Pizza ain't out of the question.  Last night, we had leftover chicken alfredo with leftover pork loin chunks added to it, along with a salad made from anything in the vegetable drawer that wasn't floppy, slimy or growing fur.  We put the leftover leftover alfredo back in the refrigerator.  The salad's going to the compost pile.  

I could use a little culinary inspiration.  







Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Life's Big Problems - October 15, 2025

Today on social media, I saw a post from a young mother of a two-year-old boy who has developed the habit of chewing on the neck of his shirt.  Everywhere they go, his shirt is wet.  She can't figure out how to stop him from doing it and asked her friends for advice.  

A friend my age (we are now both grandmothers) had a problem with her 5-year-old son rubbing his pee-pee to help him fall asleep at kindergarten naptime.  The teacher was complaining.  At the time, being a young, inexperienced mother, myself, all I could suggest was to get him a rabbit's foot keychain to keep in his pocket to rub, instead.  (Someone who actually has a pee-pee probably finds this solution preposterous.  <shrug>)

About that same time, I was struggling with a two-year-old who twisted my hair while he sucked his thumb.  He slept in the bed with us (for longer than I ever imagined when I let him sleep with us when he was sick).  He would twist my hair all the way to my scalp, slurping and smacking on his thumb, right next to my ear.  It drove me INSANE, and when I would make him quit, he'd roll over and twist The Husband's hair.  It was a nightly battle that resolved itself only when he was old enough to reason that he was physically too big to sleep with us.  (By that time, his brother had joined the crowd, and nobody could roll over; we kicked them both out of our bed at the same time.)

I just laughed about the shirt-chewer, and hoped that this is the worst trouble he'll ever give her.  :)







   

Yesterday's lunch with The Old Boss was relaxed and fun.  We made tentative plans for a day-trip to see a mutual friend.  

I guess I should stop calling her the "The Old Boss," since I no longer have a current boss.  :)

I stopped by the community garden on my way home, planning to just look at the peas and squash.  But the peas needed picking, and there were a couple of small squash, so I went to work.  Picked almost 10 pounds, altogether.  Wonder what portion of that weight was pea HULLS?  

All of the food that we grow in the community garden goes to the food bank.  I doubt the volunteers will shell the peas before they give them away.  I hope they don't.  I'd like for the families to experience pea-shelling and eating freshly-shelled peas.

Old-timers sometimes made jelly with the pea hulls.  My friend made some to see what it's like; she said it might be an acquired taste but was pretty in the jar., a beautiful shade of lavender  :)   She gave a taste to the person who had introduced her to pea-hull jelly; she said he closed his eyes, savored the bite, and said the jelly was taking him back to his grandmother's kitchen.  She gave him the jar.  

It's unlikely that the recipients of the community garden peas will be making jelly with the hulls.  In the first place, nobody knows how to do it, and in the second place, these pea hulls are not very purple.  A dull brick red is about all they can muster.  They wouldn't make pretty jelly.  

Cousin Roger called yesterday afternoon.  I like Cousin Roger, so I answered.  He said, "Hey.  Whatchoo doin?"  I said, "Nothin'.  Whatchoo doin?"  He said, "Nothin'."  Then he said he bought some new elastic-waistband pants to wear to his class reunion this weekend and can't get them up past his butt.  He wondered if I could do something with them, maybe put some more elastic in them, or something.  I imagined myself trying to put on a pair of elastic-waist pants and being unable to get them past my butt, and considered what it would take to get them all the way up.  I said, "Naw, Roger, I ain't that good."  

In retrospect, I should've told him to bring them on over here and I'd see what I could do.  I could've split those pants down the back and sewn in a big V-shaped piece of quilting fabric in bright colors.  I swear, I'd do it today if I had more gumption, just to see what he'd say.  

He'd probably wear them to the reunion if I did it with Tennessee orange-and-white-checkered fabric.  

I don't plan on doing any sewing today.  I *could*.  There's a stack of lavender quilt blocks on my sewing machine table, ready to have the hexagon flowers appliqued to the background fabric.  But I ain't feeling it.  The problem is that these 24 quilt blocks are only half of the blocks required to make the whole quilt, and I have not firmly decided the design of the other half.  My original plan for the remaining 24 blocks was not very imaginative; the sample block didn't "pop" with the hexagon flower blocks.  So I may do something different.  But that's a job for when cold weather drives me indoors.

Last week, I re-did the portrait of Granddaughter #2, but in chalk pencil instead of wax pencils.  It is sooooo much easier to blend the skin tones with chalk.  I have not done the background, and may not do one, since the paper is a light, muted green color.  A couple of days ago, I started Granddaughter #3's portrait in chalk.  It still needs a little work.  Granddaughter #1 is up next.  She will be easy (I think).  I'm saving #4's portrait for last, since her mass of curly brown hair will be the biggest challenge of the four.






Tuesday, October 14, 2025

2nd Tuesday - October 14, 2025

It's the 2nd Tuesday of the month, the day on which my former boss and I have a standing date to meet for lunch.  

Yesterday, I almost over-booked myself for today.

Another art class, a 4-week drawing/perspective class, was scheduled to begin today, and I wanted to go.  It was to start at 1 p.m. and last until 3 p.m.  Lunch with the boss is at noon and is 10 minutes away from the art class.  I texted The Boss to ask if we could meet at 11:30 instead of noon.  

While I had my phone in my hand, I called my cousin, an 82-year-old woman who teaches a weekly line dance class.  (She also teaches weekly tap dance classes.)  I wanted to join the line dance class (don't laugh) purely for the exercise and to get my reclusive ass out of the house.  Cousin Kay didn't answer - I knew she wouldn't - but I left a voice message.  She called me back a few minutes later, as I was driving to town to check on the community garden.  She'd love for me to join the class, she said.  It starts at 2:30 today and is 5 minutes from the art class.  To get to the dance class on time, I'd have to leave the art class early.

We talked all the way to town (had to catch up on the family gossip, you know).  I ended up telling her I'd see her in November.  By November, I will probably have forgotten about it . . .  or maybe chickened out.  She told me that the class often performs at nursing homes and community events (she referred to these performances as "shows").  There's only 4 or 5 of them, all of them in the neighborhood of 80 years old.  They wear matching sparkly costumes.  I'm not sure I'm up for all of that.  

I went on to town, dropped off some stuff at Goodwill, took my laptop back to the county IT guy, checked on the community garden.  I could've picked a few peas, but they should be ok on the vines until a few more ripen.  Somebody else had already picked the squash.  :-|  

Anyway . . . . 

About the time I got home from town, I learned that the art class has been put off until next week.  

I still hadn't heard from The Boss by that time, so I texted her and told her to ignore my previous text.  She finally replied this morning.  We're on for noon.

I spent the rest of the afternoon battling flying insects on the back porch.  The stink bugs are out in force, as are a zillion moths that apparently hatched out of a bucket of bird seeds.  They're driving me crazy, buzzing past my head and even landing on me.  The old stand-by Dyson vacuum cleaner is plugged in on the porch, and whenever a stink bug zooms past me and lands on the screen, I grab the vacuum and suck it up.  Do not try this with a vacuum cleaner that you intend to use inside the house.  Once in the canister, the stink bugs loose their juice jets, and the air coming out of the vacuum cleaner is foul.  Odor-wise, it would be less stinky to just swat the stink bugs, but then I'd miss that satisfying thump as they go down the vacuum cleaner hose.

It's harder to vacuum the moths.  

I had no idea these things would hatch out of bird seeds.  The seeds are in a clear plastic bin with a tight-fitting lid.  The bin is in a chair on the back porch, and one day, when the sun was shining just right, I saw moths swarming inside the bin.  I take it outside when I want to open it, but they are somehow getting out and are zooming around inside the porch.  

They are agile and very hard to catch in the air with the vacuum cleaner hose.  


Monday, October 13, 2025

Long Weekend - October 13, 2025

Friday morning, I hauled myself to the community garden to see if anything needed picking.  Someone had already picked my squash.  I picked two small ones and a plastic grocery bag full of peas.  The squash plants looked terrible.  Squash bugs and mildew have wreaked havoc, but there was new growth.  I pruned the old diseased leaves and hauled them out of the garden.

The cabbages I planted in our yard are still surviving.  

Saturday, I did some household chores, one of which was to empty a chair in our bedroom that had become a catch-all place.  The chair, itself, was full, and spilling over.  The Husband had bagged up some clothes to be donated but somehow could not find the time to drop them off.  Next to the chair was a box of files and notebooks that I had accumulated while I was working, as well as the laptop I'd used while working for the county.  I hauled everything, clothes and all, to my car.  

This morning, I'm going to town to distribute all that stuff.  After that, I'm going to the community garden to pick peas.


Thursday, October 9, 2025

Lentil Bread - October 9, 2025

Last week, among the videos YouTube suggested to me, was a recipe for bread made from red lentils, no wheat at all.  It was said to be high in protein, fiber, and vitamins.  

We struggle with healthy breakfasts around here.  The Husband and I were not raised on fresh fruit and yogurt; we woke up to sausage gravy & biscuits, cinnamon toast with sugar and butter, bacon, Captain Crunch, bacon.  This lentil bread looked like something healthy that might suit us both.

I watched the entire video and wrote down the recipe, then added the ingredients to my grocery store list. One ingredient, psyllium husks, had to be shipped.  In the video, the cook used an immersion blender to grind up the lentils.  I've wanted an immersion blender but have never had one, so I ordered one of those, too.  The psyllium husks and the immersion blender arrived on my doorstep yesterday.  I went straight to work on the bread.

The first step was to soak the lentils for an hour or so.  Without checking the recipe, I dumped the whole one-pound bag into a bowl and covered them with water.  Two hours later, I pulled out the recipe and saw that it called for one cup of DRIED lentils, but I'd already soaked them all.  Had to google to find out how many WET lentils equaled a cup of dried lentils.  (FYI, one cup of dried lentils equals 2 to 2.5 cups of cooked lentils.)

Things went downhill from there.  

Long story short, I made mistake after mistake, such as dumping the leavening ingredients into the bowl of extra beans instead of the food processor (which I'd decided to use instead of the immersion blender since I had not yet washed it).  In the end, into the oven went two loaf pans of bread batter, one of them not quite as full, each of which contained a questionable quantity of ingredients.  They came out of the oven just about the time The Husband got home from work.  

The bread wasn't too bad.  But it wasn't too great, either.  It came out half (or less) of the height of the bread in the video - *maybe* 2" tall.  Maybe my loaf pan was bigger.  The bread held together well enough to be sliced, but despite the parsley, cheese, and garlic that went into it, it didn't have much taste.  

Here's the sad part: 

The thing that made me want to make the bread in the first place was not so much the bread, itself, as the yogurt-based spread they made to go with it.  Yogurt, fresh mint, lemon, toasted sesame seeds, other stuff, smeared on a slice of the bread.  The bread, itself, had yogurt in the batter.  I had bought enough yogurt to make one loaf of bread AND the spread.  Of course, having made TWO loaves of bread, I'd used all of the yogurt and couldn't make the spread.  

We'll eat the rest of the bread - at least one of the loaves - with dinners.  But I probably won't be having it for breakfast until I can put some yogurt spread on it.

* * * * * * * * 

It's chilly on the back porch this morning.  My hands are cold.  I need to think of something to do inside until it warms up.  

On my sewing table are the portraits of The Grandchildren.  Technically, I could call each of them "finished."  The Granddaughters' portraits were done in colored pencil on mixed media paper, the Grandson's in chalk pencil on pastel paper.  I would like to do all of them again in chalk pencil, preferably on pastel mat, which I don't have in the house right now.  

The yard needs mowing, but ever since I ran over a mole trap with the lawnmower, the mowing is now The Husband's job.

Maybe I'll just paint.

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Slim Pickin's - October 8, 2025

It was drizzling yesterday morning when I got to the community garden.   I put on my gardening hat and picked a few peas and a few squash.  Someone else had picked the volunteer melons in the pea plot while I was gone.  The squash plants looked bad, yellow.  The pea plants were loaded with pods, but not many of them were ready to pick.  I do believe that the peas are not purple hull peas, as I originally thought.  The pods never get purple, only a sickly pinkish-yellow.  They must be some type of cowpea.  

My grocery store order was ready by the time I finished in the garden.  The Husband went to work late, so he was here to help haul the groceries to the kitchen when I got back.  Spent nearly $200, and still don't have much to eat in the house. 

It's hard to shop for groceries when you can't think of anything you'd like to eat.  I need some exciting new recipes.

Last Monday, I made spaghetti, thinking we'd have leftovers for a couple of days.  In the sauce, I used a package of meat from our freezer.  No telling how long it had been in there, but it looked OK and smelled OK.  As we were eating, The Husband said, "This spaghetti tastes a little . . . strange."  I guess the meat was a little freezer-burned, after all.  We ate what was on our plates, but after dinner, I dumped the rest of the spaghetti in the garbage and had to re-think dinners for the rest of the week.  

Our recent road trip interrupted my artistic mojo.  I took some art supplies on the trip and did some sketching and watercolor painting on the cabin porch, but I was not very inspired.  The view from the porch was of the rooftops of a dozen other cabins sticking up between the trees, with mountains in the background.  The fall colors hadn't set in yet, so the view was mostly green (including the cabin roofs).  Didn't make for very interesting art.  

I need something to do, something fascinating.  Wonder what that would be?




Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Home - October 7, 2025

We've made it home from our trip to east Tennessee.  

We stayed in a huge cabin near Gatlinburg with about five other families, all friends and relatives of the bride and groom.  The wedding was lovely and sweet, and the company was enjoyable.  The weather could not have been better.  

BUT.

There was an event in town, a gathering of car owners driving little cars with loud tailpipes that emitted noises like gunshots.  Traffic was a nightmare.  We had to make a grocery store run Friday afternoon, and it took us over 30 minutes to go 5 miles.  Saturday night, there was a fight among some of the drivers, resulting in the cancellation of some big event scheduled for Sunday.  Evidently, many of the folks went home, for Sunday was quieter.

We started home yesterday but stopped in Knoxville to have breakfast with Granddaughter #1.  We pulled into our driveway about 4:30 yesterday afternoon.  I was in bed by 9.

I did a walk-about in the yard before I went to bed.  Either the rabbit has not discovered the cabbages or it doesn't like them, for they are still standing.  

I need to go check on my community garden plots this morning to see if anything needs to be picked.  I've also scheduled a grocery store order to be picked up between 9 and 10.  It's raining sporadically right now.  Hopefully, I can catch a break in the rain to pick the vegetables and unload the groceries.

It's so good to be home.


Thursday, October 2, 2025

Killing Time - October 2, 2025

We'll be starting a road trip in a couple of hours.  I've been up since 5.  My stuff is packed and ready to load into the truck.  The Husband won't be ready for another two hours, so I've got some time to kill.  

Nanny is going with us.  

It's gonna be a long day.

My art bag is packed for watercolor and for drawing with chalk pencils:  pencils, sharpener, sketchbooks, pastel paper, erasers.  Kindle.  Chargers.  If I keep finding stuff to add, I'll need help carrying it.

I just had a walk-about in the yard, checking on the cabbages.  Nothing ate them last night.  

In the tray with the cabbage seedlings were about 8-10 peat pots of broccoli seedlings.  The broccoli got a much later start than the cabbages; they are very small and spindly.  Yesterday, I came this close to dumping them in the compost heap but re-considered.  This morning, I watered them and set the tray back out in the sun to be dealt with when I come home, if they haven't dried up by then.

I meant for both the cabbages and the broccoli to be planted in the community garden when the peas and squash play out.  But, really, it will be easier to grow them here, where I can check on them without having to drive for miles. 

While on my walk-about, I had to admire the lantana.  I have tried and tried to grow lantana, but it never survived.  This year, I bought two plants in 6" pots, and my niece gave me one.  I accidentally broke a limb off one of them and stuck it in the ground to see if it would take root, and it did!  And it's thriving, and so are all of the "store-bought" ones.  When it gets cold, I am going to mulch them heavily in the hope they'll come back next year.


  

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Cabbages in the ground - October 1, 2025

In early July, I started cabbage plants from seeds.  It took them forever to come up, and they were spindly.  About a month ago, I transplanted them into bigger pots and fed them and moved them to a sunnier spot.  They shot up and grew big leaves, but they're still kind of spindly.  I'm tired of fooling with them, so today I planted them around the edge of the phlox bed.  

A rabbit will probably eat them now that they're at ground level.

Yesterday was my final chalk pastel class.  I'm kind of disappointed that it's over.  We did not make much art in class.  The instructor would spend a few minutes discussing specific painters or paintings, then she'd pass out laminated copies of paintings for us to use as a reference for the remaining class time.  We tried different types of chalk - hard, soft, pencils, pans - from each other's stash to get an idea of which we liked best.  After yesterday's class, the instructor and a classmate had a long lunch together.  It was fun.

Today, I'm working on The Grandson's portrait, which I'm doing with chalk pencils.  He currently looks a little like Church Lady.  ;)



Monday, September 29, 2025

Catching up - September 29, 2025


My beloved routines were all discombobulated last week.  

Wednesday, The Husband was scheduled for a morning doctor visit and a medical test.  Things were already running behind when we got there, and we ended up spending pretty much the whole day at the doctor's office.  What fun.

Since he has loads of vacation time that he hasn't taken, The Husband took the rest of the week off from work.  We were slugs for the next couple of days.  Friday morning, I did manage to drag myself up to the community garden to pick squash.  While I was there, I pulled up all of the "wood chip mushrooms" so nobody would eat them.

Saturday, we worked on Nanny's porch railing.  The porch has a ramp that was built when Pop-Pop was alive, and he's been gone at least 10 years.  The ramp doesn't have a roof over it, and the rail and some of the flooring had weathered to the point that they needed replacing for Nanny's safety.  The Nephew replaced some of the floor boards, but he works on a river boat and "shipped out" before he finished the job.  Son #2 worked on the railing Friday afternoon but did not finish it.  The Husband and I decided to take up where he left off.

He left off on the section of the railing that runs along the edge of the ramp.  The top and bottom boards of the rail had already been installed; our job was to put upright spindles between them.  Since the ramp is sloped, we had to cut the spindles at a corresponding angle.  O.M.G.  Neither of us knows much about carpentry or geometry.  We pretty much winged it.  It took nearly all day.  The job did not turn out perfectly, but it is stable and is not an eyesore.  Unless Nanny gets out a tape measure and a level (which she might do, for real), no one will know that we fudged a little, here and there.

I am almost finished with The Granddaughters' portraits.  The LRB's portrait gave me fits.  Little children's faces are hard to draw, and this little child's face is surrounded by a mass of fine, curly hair.  I did it FIVE TIMES before it began to really look like her.  At one stage, my first grade school portrait stared back at me.  (This was kind of creepy.)  Anyway, I'm calling her portrait and #3's portrait done.  Still have to do the backgrounds of #1 and #2, but that won't take long.  

Yesterday, I did a sketch in preparation for The Grandson's portrait.  He, too, has a head full of curly hair.  

I need to get my butt moving today.  We have a road trip to attend a wedding later this week, and I haven't worn my "dress up" clothes and shoes for so long that I don't even know where they are or if they still fit.  My feet will probably revolt when I put on shoes other than crocs or tennis shoes.






  

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Ginseng - September 23, 2025

I stopped at the local hardware store on my way home from today's art class and bought a new hoe.  One of the guys at the counter took it to the back of the store and sharpened it for me.  I used it to plant my ginseng.

I planted 2-year-old rootlets in one spot, and a few seeds in another.  Hopefully, they won't wash down the hill with the first rain.

On my way home from class, I also stopped at the community garden to see if the squash needed picking, and it did.  Got 4.5 pounds.  We had a big rain yesterday (the first in months), and the experimental mushroom plot was just FULL of mushrooms, but they aren't the winecaps I planted.  If they're still there later this week, I may pull them up to keep someone else from thinking they're edible.  


 

Chalk Pastels Class #3 - September 23, 2025

Heading out to class in a few minutes.  Art bag is packed, car keys in my pocket.  Siri is keeping track of the time. 

There will be only one more class.  I will be bummed when it's over and will look for another class, somewhere.

There is a little place about 5 miles from our house that has been giving art lessons for 40 years.  Last year, I would go up there on Tuesdays to do some "free-style" painting with a group of ladies.  This was not a class in which everybody painted the same picture.  We all did our own thing, with an instructor in the room to help/advise us through rough spots.  I worked on an oil painting of an old tractor but got stalled when the instructor fell ill, lost her husband, daughter, and mother within weeks of one another.  I expected the shop would never re-open, as the instructor is in her 80s.  But her grandchildren have taken over the shop and are giving art classes for children and adults.  I am going to stop by the shop pretty soon to see if the Tuesday morning ladies are back in the swing of things, and if they are, I might join them.

I worked on The Granddaughters' portraits yesterday and am calling them done, except for the LRB's portrait, which I am re-doing.  They are all done in colored pencils.  I want to try one in watercolor, and one in chalk pastels.  There's a new set of chalk pastel pencils on a slow boat from somewhere, scheduled to arrive next week.  



Monday, September 22, 2025

Fall - September 22, 2025

It's hard to believe that the fall equinox is here, already.  

Nine months ago, I retired.  "Nine months" seems like a long time when you're thinking of future months, but it does not seem like a long time in retrospect.  Time has flown by.  

My big plan for my first year of retirement was to raise a fabulously productive vegetable garden and indulge my art/craft yearnings.  Some of that has panned out, so far - I've quilted/painted/crafted my head off.  The gardening?  Not so much.

This year's gardening season started out wet, wet, WET.  The tomatoes, peppers, and squash seeds went in the ground during a short dry-ish spell.  They almost drowned before it finally quit raining, and despite the fact that I had nourished them and babied them, they never really produced much (except for the butternut squash, which was planted by accident - it went crazy).  The first planting of purple hull peas barely sprouted.  I re-planted, but those seeds came up thinly, too.  The second planting actually made a few peas, but my negligence let them dry up on the vines.  The same goes for the first round of peas in the community garden plot, for we were out of town when the peas were ready to be picked, and the brutal heat got to them before I did.  

Round 2 in the community garden has done well, so far.  The peas are blooming, and the squash is already producing.  "Volunteer" cantaloupes and watermelons are spreading through the peas, but everybody seems to be getting along.  No sign, yet, of the winecap mushrooms, planted a couple of weeks ago.  I have no clue how they're supposed to behave.  The cabbages I started from seeds a few weeks ago could be planted now, if I had a place ready for them.  The broccoli got a late start, and it's still too wimpy to go to the garden.  

Saturday's mail brought some ginseng roots and seeds.  Sunday, I went out with a hoe, looking for a place to plant them.  Not far from the house, I found a good spot on a north-east-facing slope and started raking leaves and sticks and hacking down poison ivy.  I'd barely cleaned two square feet when the end flew off of the hoe.  It appeared to be beyond repair.  The ginseng didn't get planted.  Tomorrow, when I'm in town for my art class, I'll get a new one and plant the ginseng tomorrow afternoon.

I worked on the portraits of The Granddaughters this weekend.  #4's portrait was the first of the bunch, and it didn't turn out so well.  Tired of looking at it, I set it aside and started on #3.  It turned out better.  #2 and #1 came out pretty good.  On a roll, I started over on #4, and it is much, much better than the first attempt.  But they all need finishing/refining, and I'm afraid I'll ruin them if I do more work on them.

It's only paper, right?






Friday, September 19, 2025

VICTORY - September 19, 2025

Well, it happened again.  The jumping spider that lives under my porch table showed himself; I attacked it; it disappeared.

I saw his shadow through the paper towel as he crawled on the reverse side . . . 


. . . and thought, I've got you now, *sshole.

The flyswatter was within reach.  I snuck around to the back edge of the table and gave the paper towel a hard wallop.  And could not find the spider, dead or alive, anywhere near the table.

I went back to my chair, defeated and unsettled, thinking about how the blow might have fired the spider right into my chair . . . .

UPDATE:  

I noticed something dark under the green cone (which I had already looked under) . . . 


Before I lifted it, I gave it a good whack with my fist.

Sure enough, there was a spider under it.  

A flat one.  




Thursday, September 18, 2025

Cookies - September 18, 2025

One day this week, I made a batch of devil's food cookies.  After dinner that night, as both The Husband and I were raiding the cookie jar, I said to him, "These can't stay here.  I'm taking them to The Granddaughters tomorrow."  After dinner last night, I bagged up most of the cookies, and we walked them across the road.  When we came home, the Little Rotten Baby came with us.  She wanted to go out to the porch when we got here.

During the porch-cleaning frenzy of a couple of weeks ago, I'd gathered up small toys and piled them in a little wagon, a miniature replica of the metal red wagon we all grew up with.  I don't know how old this wagon is - we "inherited" it when an aunt died - but it's pretty old.  The LRB wanted to play with it, but I'd not gotten around to cleaning it, and it was dirty.  I wiped the wagon down with a paper towel, but this cleaning job did not suite the LRB.  She said, "Do you have a water hose?"  We took the wagon outside and washed it and dried it.  She took the handle and said, "Now, I need something to put in it."  As she was gazing around the yard, looking for cargo, she spied the tricycle that has been here going on 20 years.  "Does that still work?  Can I ride it?"  We had to wash it, too.  

This created a dilemma.  She wanted to ride the tricycle, but she also wanted to pull the wagon.  Her eyes lit up at the suggestion that she could pull the wagon with the tricycle.  I went inside and got some string and tied the knots.  She jumped on the tricycle.  The pedal mechanism is rusty, and the front tire seemed about halfway flat.  She had to bear down hard on the pedals to get going.  When the slack went out of the string, it yanked the front wheels right out from under the wagon, and she was left dragging the handle.  

The Husband and I evaluated the situation and discovered that the nut had come off the bolt that attaches the handle (and the front wheels) to the wagon bed.  We spent about 10 minutes rummaging through toolboxes and drawers, looking for a nut, and finally found one that would work.  With the wagon repaired and re-attached, she made about three passes around my car and then asked if she could take the wagon and the tricycle home, even though she already has a spiffy new pink trike.  She had a mind to ride the old trike home, pulling the wagon with it, but we would not let her, as it was about to get dark, and there's a blind hill in one direction and a curve in the other, and cars zoom down this road like it's a racetrack.  We disconnected the trike from the wagon and walked them and the LRB across the road. 

As soon as we reached her driveway, we reattached the wagon to the trike, and she took off.  Before she'd pedaled 20 feet, the wagon went sideways; it had lost a bolt holding one of the back wheels.  She made it to the front porch steps, with one rear corner of the wagon grating on the concrete loud enough to cause her dad to come out to see what was causing the ruckus.  

We left the whole broke-down mess in her front yard. 

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While The Husband and I were rummaging around for a nut for the wagon, the LRB rummaged around in the sewing room and found a small pencil sketch of a frog holding a martini glass.  She brought it to me and asked if she could take it home.  I said yes, "...but let me show you another drawing."  I showed her the colored pencil drawing I did of her.  She said, "Who is that?" (which kind of busted my bubble, truth be told - there's nobody better than a 4-year-old at keeping you humble).  I pulled out the portrait of her next older sister.  She immediately recognized her, and then she realized that she was the subject of the other drawing.  She said, "I'm going to take both of these home."  

I promised to let her take them home when they're finished.  







Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Wednesday - September 17, 2025

Yesterday was a good day.

I made it to art class without incident and even arrived 10 minutes early in the hope that the instructor would already be there and could critique my portraits and tell me what's wrong with them.  As it turned out, the instructor was a tad late, and she jumped right into instruction.  When she asked to see our artwork, I confessed that I had not fooled with the chalk pastels but had tried to do my granddaughters' portraits in colored pencil.  I showed her #4's photo and my portrait and said, "Tell me what's wrong with this portrait.  Why doesn't it look like the picture?"

Her reply was, "It isn't finished.  Keep going."  

I'd hoped for a little more specificity.  ;)

She did give me a few tips - add some blue here, strengthen the highlight there.  

After class, we had lunch together.  It was fun.

When I got home, I worked on the portrait a little, but I'm not sure it improved the likeness and I'm scared to do anything else to it for fear of totally ruining it.

Oh, well...it's just paper, right?





Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Art Class #2 - September 16, 2025

When I got on the scales this morning for the first time this month, I nearly croaked.  Up five pounds since the last weigh-in.  What a nice way to start the day.

I can't figure out how this is possible.  

Except that I have been sitting on my butt since July, when the temperatures approached the 100 mark and I put down the hoe and picked up the paintbrush. 

My second chalk pastels class is this morning.  The art supply bag is packed and loaded in the car, along with my art board, to which is clipped the colored pencil portraits of #'s 3 and 4.  If I can work up the courage to actually take the portraits into the classroom, I am going to ask for advice on shading the faces.  Although I worked on #4's face yesterday and improved it somewhat, she still looks like a haint.  

I hope the instructor doesn't ask to see the chalk pastel paintings we've done between classes.  My one attempt at using the chalks at home turned out very badly.  Yesterday, I took a paper towel to the thing and wiped off most of the chalk, corrected the under-drawing, and started over.  Chalk pastels smear something awful, and I have not learned to keep my drawing hand off the paper.  The re-do isn't any better than the first attempt.

Gotta run.  

Monday, September 15, 2025

Lazy Weekend - September 15, 2025

This weekend, I tried to draw colored pencil portraits of Granddaughters 3 and 4, using cell phone photographs as guides.   

I started by cropping the photos, enlarging and printing them at the right size, and lightly tracing the faces onto mixed media paper.  Tracing the faces is cheating, in my humble opinion, but if I'd tried to free-hand them, I'd still be trying to sketch the first one.  

There are about a zillion colored pencils in this house.  Whole sets in boxes and tins, and jars full of odds and ends from who knows where.  Some are probably left-overs from my sons' grammar school days.  Different brands, different materials.  Some blend easily, some don't.  I don't know the difference.

I've made a mess out of both portraits.  Too much blue in #4's portrait; her skin is zombie-colored.  I backed off the blue for #3's portrait, and it is far too pale.

I'll probably start over.

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The Husband and I and The Sister-in-Law went to see the Downton Abbey movie yesterday.  Enjoyed it.  

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I went to check on the community garden this morning.  Didn't see any live squash bugs.  Powdery mildew is running rampant.  I harvested a little over 2 pounds of squash and then sprayed the plants with neem oil and pruned off some of the most affected leaves.  I tried not to get any neem oil on the blooms, fearing it would kill the bees.

The purple hull pea plants are putting out runners.  They'll be blooming soon.  I am determined not to lose this new crop like I lost most of the first one.




Saturday, September 13, 2025

Community Garden - Squash Harvest - September 13, 2025

This morning, I picked the first squash from the new squash plot in the community garden.  The seeds were planted on August 7.  Got about 2 pounds.  More squash are coming along.  They'll probably need picking Monday.  

Squash bugs were running rampant.  I had a bottle of Sevin spray in my car, but it was half empty and would only spit and sputter.  I am not sure how many bugs actually got a dose.  I smashed a bunch of them by hand.  I'll get more Sevin on my way to the garden Monday.

Someone has picked the big "volunteer" watermelon from the pea patch (and did not bother to add the weight to my total).  I was so disappointed, for I intended to pick it today, myself.


Friday, September 12, 2025

Mules - September 12, 2025

For over a week, I have been trying to draw and paint a mule from a photograph.  It hasn't been going too well.   I've tried watercolor (three times), colored pencils, and pen & ink.  

Here's the reference photo:

(I found this picture online.  I would give photo credit if I could find it again.)

Note the mule's eyes and ears.  The camera angle and the coloring around the eyes gave fits.  The tops of the ears are missing.

Yesterday's watercolor attempt was almost a success, but I made so many mistakes that I ruined the paper and gave up without finishing the background    I'm still not happy with the left eye.  Or the nose.  



I might try again today.

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The little town closest to us recently built a new park on what passes for the town square.  The park has a stage, and there is live music there on Thursday nights this month.  Last night, we drove to town to hear the band.  I was surprised at how many people were there - lawn chairs and blankets on the ground all over the park.  Little kids chased each other.  Folks visited.  The weather was perfect.  Our dinner came from a food truck - buffalo chicken "egg rolls" and shredded pork tacos.  

I set my chair down beside my first cousin, Richard, whom I had not seen for months.  He is a hoot, and he knows everybody in town.  When we arrived, he and the guy sitting next to him were discussing whether or not there had once been a dry cleaner in one of the old buildings across the street. The conversation had apparently been sparked by the lady behind us, who was asking the question of every "old-time" town resident who walked by.   I didn't remember one, but I didn't grow up in town.  I said, "Ask the mayor, he should know."  We asked him.  He didn't know.  I called my sister; she didn't remember a dry cleaner, but she hadn't grown up in town, either.  

If there was ever a dry cleaner across the street from the park, everybody old enough to remember it probably has Alzheimer's.  

It remains a mystery.

When the town library opens, I might do a little research . . . .   

If I don't forget about it.  ;)