Mid-morning Saturday, as The Husband was watching videos in his recliner, I said to him, "You should go crank the lawnmower."
Our yard was getting plumb scary; I'd resorted to watching for snakes as I moved about.
Note that I did not say to The Husband, "You need to mow the yard." I just suggested that he crank the lawnmower." And went back out to watch videos on the porch.
A regular reader might remember that last year, I vowed to stay off the lawnmower after being driven crazy by Nanny and running over a mole trap in her yard, the same day I also vowed to stay out of the vegetable garden.
Surprisingly, it wasn't long before The Husband came out and said he was going to crank the lawnmower, which lives in the big workshop at Nanny's.
Despite my vow, I said, "Well, if it cranks, drive it up here, and I'll mow the yard, if you want me to."
It cranked. He mowed our yard and then said he was going went to mow Nanny's yard.
I said, "Good luck!!" 😁
He came home about two hours later, dropped into a chair on the porch, and said, "I wanted to choke Nanny."
😁😂😄
And I just laughed and laughed.
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The Grandson and his BFF have volunteered to till the vegetable garden plot at Nanny's. The BFF reportedly wants to try out the Big Black tiller (who can fathom what goes through 18-year-old boys' minds?); The Husband figures The Grandson wants to drive the tractor.
I gave The Grandson a list of obstacles they would face:
1. The tiller pull crank broke last year, and although I bought a new one, no one has installed it. However, it has an electric starter, if they can get some electricity to it;
2. There is a buttload of cardboard in the garden, which probably could be tilled into the soil, but also a buttload of landscape fabric which must be taken up before any tilling is done;
3. The t-posts holding up the tomato fence has to be taken down;
4. The tiller probably has a flat tire; and
5. There are probably fire ants in the garden, probably some under the cardboard and the landscape fabric.
The longer I talked, the more his face drooped.
We'll see if any tilling gets done.
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Last week, I made several nice pieces of jewelry, mostly earrings and bracelets, that I deemed worthy enough to sell. As I finished each piece, I put a tag on it and priced it, in case I get up the nerve to actually try to sell it. The collection is growing, and I'm feeling motivated to make more, so this morning I made a call to the local park & rec to inquire about vendor booth space at the Saturday market (I'm waiting on a call back). My BFF says I am pricing things too low, but her demographic market isn't the same as mine.
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