Monday, January 30, 2023

Music - January 30, 2023

I was lucky enough to get to hear some live music two days in a row!

Yesterday (Sunday), the Blackwood Brothers sang at Nanny's church.  We went to the 11:00 service, stayed for potluck dinner, then went back to the sanctuary to hear the singing.  I love old-time gospel music!  

Tonight I took my sons and their wives and some of their children (the ones who are in their school bands) to see the Glenn Miller Orchestra.  I love big band music!

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Tonight, it's cold, and raining.  I am glad to be working from home so I won't have to drive icy roads tomorrow, but I worry about my sons having to drive it.  They both have to leave for work so early on a good day.  The ice will probably add an hour (each way) to their commutes.  On top of that, The Husband is in Nashville and may be coming home on ice tomorrow.  

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Our leaf shredder arrived Friday.  We assembled it that night.  The next morning, I rolled it out to the yard and began shredding the piles of leaves I raked up more than a week earlier.  The shredder did a good job, and it wasn't long until I'd filled up the wagon, the wheelbarrow, and the catcher bag that came with the shredder.  And there were still piles of leaves in the yard.  The Husband went down to Nanny's and got the tractor.  We dumped the leaf debris in the tractor bucket, and The Husband drove it down to the garden and dumped it, then he came back for another load.  The catcher bag that comes with the shredder is - well, not very effective.  It doesn't fit well.  As much leaf mulch goes on the ground under the shredder as goes in the bag.  But The Husband was smart enough to move the shredder in front of the tractor bucket, and we shredded the leaves straight into the bucket.  

We didn't have much time to work, so after the second bucket-load got dumped, we quit in time to shower off the dust (leaf shredding is dusty business), change clothes, and get to Granddaughter #4's birthday party.  She is two years old and has blue eyes, curly hair, and the sweetest smile you ever saw.  And she's rotten.  ;)

But I love rotten babies!  :)

  


Tuesday, January 17, 2023

New Toys - January 15, 2023

I got a new toy last week: a stick shredder.   

I had intended to buy something that would shred leaves.

Our yard is surrounded by big trees - oak, maple, hickory, sassafrass, elms, sweet gum.  Mostly sweet gum.  If you've ever lived with a sweet gum, you know the deal.  Sweet gum trees drop prickly balls - lots of them - that are nearly indestructible.  Step on one just right, and you'll roll your ankle.  Step on one barefoot, and you'll cuss.  Our yard is littered with them.  If you don't get them raked up early (we never do), rain will beat them into the ground.  But they don't all fall off at the same time (the bastards), so you either have to rake ALL THE TIME or wait until spring and rake them all up at once.  You'll miss some, though, and they're like missiles with the first lawn-mowing.

But I digress.

Leaves.  

We have a lot of them.  They carpet the yard and pile up in drifts around the house.  Several years ago, we bought a yard sweeper with a hopper that we pulled behind the lawnmower.  It did a fairly good job of picking up the dry leaves on top, but it wouldn't get the wet ones or the compacted ones or the sweet gum balls that weren't right on top of the ground.  We eventually gave up and parked it way out back under some trees.  Last year, an ice storm broke a limb off of one of the trees, and it fell straight onto the yard sweeper, flattening it into a pancake.  We weren't using it, anyway.  

So we rake.  And rake.  And pile the leaves and sweet gum balls onto a tarp, and drag it to the gully and dump it, and go back for more.  

I know what you're thinking:  Compost those leaves, ding-bat. 

I could tell you some horror stories about my composting attempts, but I'll spare you.

Anyway, I bought this shredding machine (Earthwise 15 amp electric chipper/shredder) thinking I would shred some leaves and dump them in the low spot in the vegetable garden.  Though this machine does a really good job of chipping limbs, it ain't for leaves.  Oh, it'll shred them very well, but you have to stand there and stuff them into that narrow opening with the plunger stick that comes with the machine.  It takes forever.  And if they're a little wet, they clump up inside the machine, and you have to unplug the machine, raise the hood, dig out the debris, and start again.  

The Husband came outside while I was testing the machine Saturday morning.  He watched for a few minutes as I was trying to jab leaves down that little opening, then he went inside and ordered a LEAF shredder.  

Meanwhile, I dragged the wagon around the yard and picked up sticks and limbs, thinking it'd test out the machine's limb-grinding capability.  I was impressed (this is not a paid advertisement).  It comes with a good-sized tub to catch the debris (10 gallons, I think).  It is a limb-grinding fool, given the right-sized limb (max. 1.75" diameter).  The little ones you have to punch down with the plunger, and you have to dispose of the too-big stuff some other way (into the gully they go).  But my wagon-load of limbs rendered a tub full of little wood chips tout de suite.  

It was kind of satisfying.  I took the wagon around the yard a few more times and spent about 3 hours picking up limbs and grinding them.  

My plan was to grind sticks until I had a yard wagon load of wood chips and then dump them on the low end of the garden.  (I question that plan, given our earlier experience with the leaves, but that's another discussion.)  The plan did not consider how heavy a wagon load of wood chips might be.  You may recall that my garden is in Nanny's back yard, and that her gravel driveway is long, and somewhat rutted, and this time of year it is littered with sweet gum balls AND pinecones.  I wrestled that heavy wagon across all that mess and finally made it to the garden.  My next few wagon loads were not so full.

By the time I quit grinding and hauling, I'd spent enough time in the yard to notice what a shit-pile it had become.  Old flowerpots, brittle plastic lawn chairs and lattice, various broken-down crap. When I dumped the last load of wood chips, I came straight back to the house and started pitching jjunk into a pile.  When I figured I had a truck load, I went inside and said to The Husband, "Put some shoes on.  We're going to the dump."  

It made him grouchy.  (In his defense, he's got a Man Cold and isn't feeling all that great.)  

To soothe him, as we were leaving the dump, I mentioned buying a shed for his tractor.  The Husband was excited enough about getting a shed for his tractor that he cheered up a little, and instead of coming straight home from the dump, we toured the garden shed places along the highway, looking for a shed for his tractor and one for my craft junk.  (Yes, I have enough to need a shed for it.  I could give it away, but I plan to use it all when I retire.  For real.)

So we drove around for about 30 minutes.  Most of the shed places along the highway didn't have an attendant or any signs that hinted at prices.  Finally, one of them had a box of flyers on a post.  I asked The Husband to stop so I could get one.  

When I tried to get out of the truck, every joint, bone, muscle, and tendon screamed with pain.  It was worse yesterday morning when I got up.  I figured the best remedy was more exercise, so after breakfast, I put on my gloves and went out to rake leaves and sweet gum balls, for there's a LEAF shredder on the way, and I wanted to be ready to shred when it gets here.  

There are piles of leaves and gumballs all over the front yard.  

And today it's raining on them.    












Wednesday, January 4, 2023

In the Office - January 4, 2023

Today wasn't my first day back at work, but it was my first day back in the office in a week.  

And it was a good day.

I don't have a workspace at the office.  This does not matter to me just one day a week.  There is a sofa table sort of thing in the lobby, and an electric outlet on a nearby post, so I just plant myself there.  If I were a nosey person, I'd enjoy sitting out in the middle of everything that goes on, 'cause you can sure hear some good juicy gossip out there if you care to listen.  But I don't.  Most of the time.  ;)

  

Sunday, January 1, 2023

New Year -- January 1, 2023

What a lovely, warm, sunny day this New Year Day has been.  

But my New Year's Day dinner didn't turn out as planned.

I spent most of yesterday cooking, anticipating that I'd be feeding a dozen relatives today.  Made a double batch of everything.  We put the extra leaves in the kitchen table, got down a few extra chairs from the attic.  Set up a card table and chairs in the living room.  Timed everything just right for a 1:00 seating.

3 people showed up to eat.

Just before the 1:00, when everyone was supposed to be here, Son #2 called and said that they were all feeling puny and were going to stay home.  Son #1 showed up without any children.  

<sigh>

A funny thing happened, though, that gave us all a good laugh.

Since we were going to be eating black-eyed peas, I made cornbread - two big pans full.  My stove has two ovens - a biscuit oven and a big oven.  I use the biscuit oven all the time, but the last time I used the big oven was Thanksgiving, when I cooked a big ham.  Had to lower the oven rack to get the ham in.  When The Husband was helping me put the big cornbread skillets in the oven, he asked if he should raise the oven rack.  I said yes.  He put the cornbread skillets in the oven, and when the cornbread was done and I took the skillets out, the cornbread was REALLY THICK on one side, and REALLY THIN on the other.  I could not figure out what happened until my daughter-in-law noticed that the oven rack was crooked.  

By that time, I was so irked about the lack of dinner guests that I didn't care about the cornbread.  We just all had a big laugh.

Happy New Year!